You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil. Beta Reader. And Pukwudgie.
Ashlynn // 19 // INTJ
So I was searching up Gregory Goyle to find a piece of info for a fic I was writing, and…
I’m genuinely fucking crying, I can’t breathe. Send help.
do other people pronounce “your” and “ur” differently in their head or is that just me
“your” is pronounced like “yore” and “ur” is pronounced like “yer”
ur a wizard harry
HOGwarts HOGsmeade HOG’S Head and yet not a single pig mentioned to be around anywhere ever
Just realised that Harry is the pig here - pig raised for slaughter lmao have a nice day
* Needs to wait 4 minutes to clap*
honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it
I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR
#also it’s not just cursed child#it’s also all the slytherin kids branded evil#it’s about ending a series with babies ever after#writing an epilogue designed for baby boomers in a series aimed at millennials#it’s harry naming his kid after two abusers#it’s about claiming dumbledore is gay for Diversity Points#but in a movie series featuring his life#and featuring the one he loved#there won’t be a trace of it#it’s about casting an abuser then making excuses for it#when hp is the story of an abuse survivor#it’s about everything to do with the american magical community#from cultural appropriation to the sheer pain of the term ‘no maj’#sorry rowling#you started us off#but now#our city now
honestly the idea that this Dumbledore
was thirsting after this Grindelwald
is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.
But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.
THIS
TEA
I was about to make a Breakfast Club and Marauders related post and then I realised the movie came out in 1985, none of them saw it
James - dead
Sirius - imprisoned
Peter - in hiding
Remus - good as dead
My emotions feel personally attacked by this, and I’d like to think there is another universe (and this is why I have so many WiPs) where our four nerds watched the Breakfast Club together and argued over who they were. To which Sirius stubbornly insisted he was Bender, when in reality he is probably Claire.
Okay fuck this because Fire In The Twilight is such a Marauders song—I can’t put my finger on it exactly, but they would all have loved that song I just know it
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
Is Sirius Black dancing to like an unholy degree @indiebluecrown you are accurate
YES. And from that point onward, Remus casually calls Sirius Claire every now and then just to fuck with him, and he REVELS in it.
There are so many things going on in my head now, SO MANY.
To be honest this one gif could be Peter or James. Neither of them smoke nearly as much as Sirius and Remus, and often James tries to get the two of them to quit. Whilst Sirius is like, “BUT the AESTHETIC though?!”
Remus rolls his eyes and takes another long drag, before he blows smoke rings with a smirk.
This is so Sirius.
THIS is also Sirius, and PERFECT gift usage @jencala
Also random thought, it’s not like Harry would be able to enlighten Sirius and Remus on all that they’d missed since I’m almost positive that Petunia would have actually died before letting him watch it. Vernon would grumble that it would only encourage unacceptable behaviour.
So stick with me…Hermione is obsessed with The Breakfast Club and she’s the one who educates ALL of them.
^^^!!! I have a bit in one of the earliest chapters of TPITCC where it’s mentioned that Hermione sat loads of the next gen down at some point and made them watch The Breakfast Club, I firmly firmly believe she adored it
@indiebluecrown also honestly I think all previous mentions of Madonna are blatant erasure of James and Peter, they would have known every single word to her entire discography
So I noticed we have couch cushions piled in a corner of the Hufflepuff common room…
Conclusion: We build pillow forts(or couch cushion forts in this case)
Also there are blankets stacked neatly in the back on the chest.
I love our house.
